Elizabeth Collins Stoddard/Dr. Julia Hoffman, Dark Shadows (2012)
You wanted to know how random my pairings get
THIS FUCKING RANDOM
(and not just because OMG MICHELLE AND HELENA BONHAM IN THE SAME MOVIE BRB DYING FROM COMBINED HOTNESS even if i failed to do it any degree of justice no really)
So yeah saw “Dark Shadows” tonight and was surprised at how much fun I had with it. It’s still a far cry from “Beetlejuice/Ed Wood/Batman/Sweeney Todd” level Burton but it’s definitely the most ‘behind-the-wheel’ he and Depp have been in a while.
And this is just me headcanoning that Elizabeth and Julia, being two enlightened women of the world that they are, and Elizabeth being lonely in that big house for so long, had their own excuses to exercise doctor-patient confidentiality.
I regret nothing
except my random goddamn muses