It all comes tumblrin' down

“Ooh Miss Croft”, a fan fiction.

(via tommygunner101)

I have a soft spot for age-gap!yuri, and a fondness for one-sided crushes.  

And schoolgirl yuri’s something I haven’t really done, is it? :)

So here’s an OC crushing hard on her smart, sophisticated Lit teacher while her friend tries to pull her off to their next class.

(Source: anarchowario, via hazatheraider)

crazychick08:

patrickandmarcus:

this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma

Well, uh, he is not incorrect….The fuck is this?

wait I thought the KKK was like a volunteer organization-thing or something

does this suggest you can actually WORK for them like… stuffing envelopes or writing the newsletter or making donut runs and pay for health insurance and crap

I really wanna know what the fucking interview process is like now like if they ask you how much you hate other races and it’s like if only hate other races a little then you’re less likely to get in

do you need character references

do they call your other places of previous employment and see how often you got in trouble for discriminatory slurs

I feel like this is a Chappelle’s sketch that never saw the light of day